hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
