brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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