I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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