We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We need to get me chipped asap
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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