if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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