The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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