he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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