I want to walk on stilts...naked
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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