i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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