doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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