All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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