hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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