Where are you?
In a non slutty way
...so i touched it.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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