she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Randomize