why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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