Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we made out on top of his cat.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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