so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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