I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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