Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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