I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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