i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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