you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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