Dual....:-)
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Randomize
