that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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