I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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