You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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