your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
