she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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