Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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