You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize