hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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