Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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