Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
