The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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