thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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