Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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