the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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