Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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