thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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