I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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