I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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