I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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