I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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