they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You ruined the universe
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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