I just saw a hot homeless man
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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