fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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