you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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