STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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