Your tits are I can't wait for
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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