I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The feeling are messing with the penis
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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