end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
handjob tips. give me some.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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