Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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