Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Michael Bay diarrhea
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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