I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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