she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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