Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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