porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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