There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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