just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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