they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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